Women's Humor
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Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as a fat Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty
with PMS and pimples, ie: UGLY -- refuses to go out looking like this.
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too
straight/too curly" -- but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too
straight/too curly" -- but too busy to fix it so she's going anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too
straight/too curly" -- but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes whereever she wants.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even
see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out &
enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to
have fun.
Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends. Maybe we
should all grab that purple hat a little earlier!