Quote from Forum Archives on September 7, 2006, 5:59 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Honesty"

 

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

 

 

"Radio Pastor"

 

I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear.

The lady, who was obviously crying, said, "Pastor, I was born blind, and I've been blind all my life.
I don't mind being blind but I have some well meaning friends who tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed."

The pastor asked her, "Tell me, do you carry one of those white canes?"

"Yes I do," she replied.

 

"Then the next time someone says that hit them over the head with the cane," he said.  "Then tell them 'If you had more faith that wouldn't hurt!'"

 

"Working at The Post Office"

 

          

 

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody
public.

 

So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in
my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?"

 

"I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home
I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package
but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband was in
all morning! He never heard a thing!"

 

After apologizing, I got her parcel.

 

"Oh good!" she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages!"

 

"What is it?" I asked.

 

"My husband's new hearing aid."

 

Have a Blessed Weekend

Dave and Barbara

 

        

 

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