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#1 · October 17, 2000, 2:24 pm

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Writing Mother-In-Law

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up
suspiciously at her husband.

"Henry", she said, "I'�ve just received a letter from mother saying she
isn'�t accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we 'do not appear to
want her'. What does she mean by that? I told you to write and say that
she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn'�t you?"

"Er, yes, I did", said the husband. "But I, I couldn'�t spell
'�convenience,'�� so I made it '�risk.'�"

BONUS JOKE

Social Studies

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the
boy's Social Studies homework. They were focusing on the chapter about
government.

The boy turned to his father and asked, "Dad, how many people work in the
U.S. government?"

The father replied, without hesitating, "Oh, about half of them."

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