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You Kneed to Know Thursday

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Please keep the prayers going for Niki. She still needs are prayers and a special thank you from the family for all the people praying for Niki.
 

 
You Kneed to Know

It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following:
Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

A long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times, he was a crusty old man & was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children John Dough & Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. His is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

 
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Quick Smiles
 
A TEACHER had just given her class a science lesson on magnets. In a follow-up test on the subject, one of the questions read: "My name starts with 'M' and has six letters. I pick things up. What am I?"

Half of the students answered "Mother"!

 
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MAMA CAT took her kittens for a walk one day. Their pleasant stroll was interrupted when a big mean dog threatened them. Mama Cat went right up to him and began barking. The startled dog immediately ran off, tail between its legs. Then Mama Cat turned to her babies and said, "You see, children--it pays to know a second language."
 
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A BOY brought home his disappointing report card and rather sheepishly handed it to his father. After looking it over and mulling about it for a few moments, the father scowled. "Well, there's one good thing--with these grades, you're not cheating."
 
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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