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Zack and His Mule

Posted by: root <root@...>

Zack and His Mule
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Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack's friends
drove up and offered him a ride to town. Zack got into the truck while
his mule ran along behind. The mule was right in back of them as they
reached 55, and stayed with them as they sped up to 70.

"I'm worried about your mule," said the driver. "his tongue's hanging
out."

"Which way?" asked Zack.

"Left," his friend said.

"Well, stay in this lane - he's about to pass."

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I Can Do Better
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A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are
chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes
around to the relative merits of their respective aircraft.

The fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because of
their superior speed, maneuverability, weaponry, and so forth,and
pointed out the Hercules deficiencies in these areas.

After taking this for a while, the C-130 pilot says, "Oh yeah? Well, I
can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about."

Naturally, the fighter pilots challenge him to demonstrate.

"Just watch," comes the quick retort.

And so they watch. But all they see is that C-130 continue to fly straight
and level...

After several minutes the Hercules pilot comes back on the air, "There!
How was that?"

The fighter pilots reply, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"

And the Hercules pilot replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, and
got a cup of coffee."