If God would grant us the vision, the word “sacrifice” would disappear from our lips and thoughts; we would hate the things that seem now so dear to us; our lives would suddenly be too short; we would despise time-robbing distractions and charge the enemy with all our energies in the name of Christ. May God help us to judge ourselves by the eternities that separate the Aucas from a comprehension of Christmas, and Him, who, though He was rich, yet for our sakes became poor so that we might, through His poverty, be made rich. Lord God, speak to my own heart and give me to know Thy holy will and the joy of walking in it. Amen.
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#1 · July 27, 2003, 10:39 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

*** Zero On Paper ***
 
A boy came home from school with a zero on his paper.

"Why did you get a zero?" his mother asked.

"That's not a zero!" the boy answered. "My teacher ran out of stars, so
she gave me the moon."

 

 *** Football Terminology for Churcg Goers ***

BLOCKING: Talking endlessly to the pastor at the church door and keeping everyone else from exiting.

DRAFT CHOICE: The decision to sit close to an air conditioning vent.

END ZONE: The pews.

EXTRA POINT: What you receive when you tell the preacher his sermon was too short.

ILLEGAL MOTION: Leaving before the benediction.

INTERFERENCE: Talking during the organ prelude.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: The pastor's wife looking at her watch in full view of the pastor.

QUARTERBACK SNEAK: Sunday School teachers entering the building five minutes after classes began.
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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