Name: Cold Lard Omelet
Ingredients: 300 Eggs; 200 tb Milk; 12 1/2 c Cold lard; 200 tb Cat hair or feathers, etc.

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CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Dairy, Eggs		Cheese/eggs	200	Servings

INGREDIENTS

300		Eggs
200	tb	Milk
12 1/2	c	Cold lard
200	tb	Cat hair or feathers, etc.

INSTRUCTIONS

As served by King Neptune:
Combine eggs and milk, beating with a whisk until frothy. Pour into cooking
pans, cooking each in one piece, turning each when one side is slightly
less than done.
When the eggs are almost done remove from heat and smooth the cold lard
across half of the omelet and fold in half. Sprinkle the hair on top and
cut into as many servings a needed. Submitted By JOHN SCHLANK
<[email protected]>  On   SUN, 12 NOV 1995 181831 -0800
From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini

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