Name: Cold Lard Omelet
Ingredients: 300 Eggs; 200 tb Milk; 12 1/2 c Cold lard; 200 tb Cat hair or feathers, etc.

In 1950, the great Scottish American preacher Peter Marshall stood before the United States Senate and he explained it this way: The modern challenge to motherhood is the eternal challenge – that of being a godly woman. The very phrase sounds strange in our ears. We never hear it now. We hear about every other kind of women – beautiful women, smart women, sophisticated women, career woman, talented women, divorced women, but so seldom do we hear of a godly woman… I believe women come nearer fulfilling their God-given function in the home than anywhere else. It is a much nobler thing to be a good wife than to be Miss America. It is a greater achievement to establish a Christian home than it is to produce a second-rate novel filled with filth. It is a far, far better thing in the realm of morals to be old-fashioned than to be ultramodern. The world has enough women who know how to hold their cocktails, who have lost all their illusions and their faith. The world has enough women who know how to be smart. It needs women who are willing to be simple. The world has enough women who know how to be brilliant. It needs some who will be brave. The world has enough women who are popular. It needs more who are pure. We need women…who would rather be morally right that socially correct

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CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Dairy, Eggs		Cheese/eggs	200	Servings

INGREDIENTS

300		Eggs
200	tb	Milk
12 1/2	c	Cold lard
200	tb	Cat hair or feathers, etc.

INSTRUCTIONS

As served by King Neptune:
Combine eggs and milk, beating with a whisk until frothy. Pour into cooking
pans, cooking each in one piece, turning each when one side is slightly
less than done.
When the eggs are almost done remove from heat and smooth the cold lard
across half of the omelet and fold in half. Sprinkle the hair on top and
cut into as many servings a needed. Submitted By JOHN SCHLANK
<JSCHLANK@PACIFICNET.NET>  On   SUN, 12 NOV 1995 181831 -0800
From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini

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