Emoticons #1

INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

Emoticon (noun). A figure created with the symbols on the keyboard. Read
with the head tilted to the left. Used to convey the spirit in which a line
of text is typed.
:-i Semi-Smiley,          :-]  Smiley blockhead,
:-% has beard,            :-o  singing national anthem,
:-t is cross,             :-:  mutant,
:-( Drama,                :-)  Comedy,
:-  male,                 :-?  smoking a pipe,
:-\ Undecided,            :-p) sticking tongue out,
:-)'tends to drool,       :-'| has a cold,
:-)8 well dressed,        :-D  talks too much,
:-# lips are sealed,      :-o  shocked
:-)-{8  User is a big girl, :-o surprised
:-{ a mustache,             :-% has beard,
:-& tongue-tied,        :-9 licking lips,
:-( Sad,                :-> Hey hey,
:-X Wearing a bow tie,  :-0 an orator,
:-#| bushy mustache,    :-@ User face screaming,
:-% a banker,           :-} wearing lipstick,
:-) Humor (or smiley),  :-v Talking head Smiley,
:-c Bummed out Smiley,  :-e Disappointed Smiley,
:-< Real sad Smiley,    :-I Hmm,
:-( Boo hoo,            :-8( Condescending stare,
:-# My lips are sealed, :-O Uh oh,
:-Q Smoker,             ::-) wearing glasses,
:=) User has two noses,  :>  Midget Smiley ,
:>) User has a big nose, :%)% User has acne, ;-) Winking Smiley, (-: user
is left-handed, (-) needing a haircut, (:-) Smiley big-face, (:-( unSmiley
frowning, (:)-) scuba diver, (:I Egghead, ):-( UnSmiley big-face {(:-)
wearing toupee,     +-(:-)  the pope, +:-) Smiley priest, ,-} Wry and
winking, *:o) User is a Bozo, *<|:-) User is Santa
hosehead,          >- Female, Submitted By AB255@DETROIT.FREENET.ORG
(PATRICIA C. EMPSON) On TUE, 28 NOV 1995 134204 -0500
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