| CATEGORY | CUISINE | TAG | YIELD | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grains | Crs, Kids, Hlween, Gross | 1 | Servings | |
INGREDIENTS
| 1 | pk | (20oz) refrigerated sugar |
| Cookie dough | ||
| 1 | tb | To 2 flour |
| Red cinnamon candies | ||
| Seedless strawberry jam | ||
| Rolling pin | ||
| Butter knife | ||
| Spatula | ||
| Cookie sheet | ||
| 2 | Spoons | |
| Wire cooling rack |
INSTRUCTIONS
TOOLS With an adult's help, preheat oven to temperature specified on package. Sprinkle flour on a clean, flat surface and roll out cookie dough slightly thicker than what the package calls for. then, using butter knife, cut out cookies in the shape of a flattened cat. Use a large spatula to carefully transfer cookies to cookie shee Bake according to package directions. While they're cooling, count out enough cinnamon candies to put two eyes and a nose on each cat. Carefully flatten between the front and bakdof two spoons and set aside. Allow the cookies to cool on the cookie sheet for about 3 minutes and then press in eyes and nose. Transfer to wire rack to continue cooling. Dribble jam here and there on each cookie for blood. Makes approximately 3 dozen kitty road kill (HEY BODLE!!!!!) Sicko serving suggestion: Instead of making each cookie in a perfect cat shape, make a few that are missing a limb and/or tail. Why not even sever a head or two? Drip jam blood at stumps for an authentically dismembered look? From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN 0-679-86693-0 From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini
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