Funny Recipe

INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large
eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon
of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice and a bottle of whiskey.
Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour
one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and
beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the
mixer. Break to leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check of tonsisticity.  Next, sift two cups of
salt or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemonn
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.  Spoon. Of sugar or
something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to
beat off the turner.  Thfrow the bowl out of the window, check the
whiskey again and go to bed.
This was sent to me and I laughed and lauged.  Hope you will too! :
Michelle
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