Name: Guacamole Con Chile
Ingredients: 2 lg Ripe Haas avocados; 1 ts Minced garlic; 1 Tomato; finely chopped; 1/2 Onion; finely chopped; 1 Lime juice juiced; 1 Jalapeno chile; seeded and chopped; 1/2 ts Coarse salt; 1/2 bn Cilantro chopped; Freshly ground pepper

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CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Grains			1	Servings

INGREDIENTS

2	lg	Ripe Haas avocados
1	ts	Minced garlic
1		Tomato; finely chopped
1/2		Onion; finely chopped
1		Lime juice juiced
1		Jalapeno chile; seeded and chopped
1/2	ts	Coarse salt
1/2	bn	Cilantro chopped
		Freshly ground pepper

INSTRUCTIONS

Peel the avocados and mash them with a tejolote, in a molcajete. Add the
garlic, tomatoes, onion, lime juice, jalapeno, salt, cilantro and pepper.
Serve immediately with corn chips or slices of jicama. Yield: about 2 cups
Copyright, 1996, TV FOOD NETWORK, G.P., All Rights Reserved 10/15/96 show
Recipe By     : TOO HOT TAMALES SHOW #TH6291
Posted to MC-Recipe Digest V1 #271
Date: Thu, 31 Oct 1996 16:34:08 -0600 (CST)
From: Pat Asher <asher@mcs.com>

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