| CATEGORY | CUISINE | TAG | YIELD | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Servings | |||
INGREDIENTS
| HOW TO BAKE A CAKE (WITH THE | ||
| HELP — OF A TODDLER) |
INSTRUCTIONS
Light the oven. Get out a bowl, spoons, and ingredients. Grease the pan. Crack nuts. Remove 18 blocks and 7 toy autos from the kitchen table. Measure 2 cups of flour. Remove Kelly's hands from the flour and wash hands. Measure one more cup of flour to replace the flour on the floor. Put the flour, baking soda, and salt in a sifter. Get the dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl which Kelly knocked on the floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to the kitchen and remove Kelly's hands from the flour--again. Get out egg. Answer the phone. Return. Try to shake handful of salt from the pan. Look for Kelly. Get another pan and grease it. Answer the phone--again. Return to the kitchen and find Kelly. Remove the grimy hands from the bowl. Wash off shortening. Take up greased pan and find it covered with nutshells. Head for Kelly who flees, knocking bowl off the table. Wash kitchen floor, wash the table, wash the walls, wash the dishes. Call the bakery. Lie down. Recipe By : Recipenut File ftp://ftp.idiscover.co.uk/pub/food/mealmaster/recipes/mmdja006.zip
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