How To Bake A Cake (with The Help Of A Toddler)

INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

Light the oven.  Get out a bowl, spoons, and ingredients. Grease the
pan. Crack nuts.  Remove 18 blocks and 7 toy autos from the kitchen
table. Measure 2 cups of flour.  Remove Kelly's hands from the flour
and wash hands. Measure one more cup of flour to replace the flour on
the floor. Put the flour, baking soda, and salt in a sifter. Get the
dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl which Kelly knocked on the floor.
Get another bowl. Answer doorbell.  Return to the kitchen and remove
Kelly's hands from the flour--again.  Get out egg.  Answer the phone.
Return. Try to shake handful of salt from the pan. Look for Kelly.  Get
another pan and grease it. Answer the phone--again. Return to the
kitchen and find Kelly. Remove the grimy hands from the bowl. Wash  off
shortening. Take up greased pan and find it covered with  nutshells.
Head for Kelly who flees, knocking bowl off the table.  Wash kitchen
floor, wash the table, wash the walls, wash the dishes.  Call the
bakery.  Lie down.  Recipe By     : Recipenut  File
ftp://ftp.idiscover.co.uk/pub/food/mealmaster/recipes/mmdja006.zip

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