Name: Non-Esoteric Coleslaw (The Name's an Inside Joke)
Ingredients: 1 sm Head green cabbage; shredded; 1/2 sm Head red cabbage; ditto; 3 Medium-sized carrots; grated; 1 Medium-sized sweet onion; thinly sliced; 1/2 c Sour cream; 1/2 c Hellman's mayonnaise; 3 tb Dijon mustard; 2 tb White wine vinegar; 2 tb Lemon juice; 1 ts Salt; 1 ts Sugar; 3 tb Dried minced onion; Freshly ground pepper to taste

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CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Dairy			1	servings

INGREDIENTS

1	sm	Head green cabbage; shredded
1/2	sm	Head red cabbage; ditto
3		Medium-sized carrots; grated
1		Medium-sized sweet onion; thinly sliced
1/2	c	Sour cream
1/2	c	Hellman's mayonnaise
3	tb	Dijon mustard
2	tb	White wine vinegar
2	tb	Lemon juice
1	ts	Salt
1	ts	Sugar
3	tb	Dried minced onion
		Freshly ground pepper to taste

INSTRUCTIONS

DRESSING
Mix up the dressing and toss with the vegetables. Add more salt if
necessary. Add more sugar if you're not a Yankee. Chill for a while. Eat
with something a lot higher on the food chain.
Posted to bbq-digest by Cathy Loup <celoup@ix.netcom.com> on Jan 07, 1999,
converted by MM_Buster v2.0l.

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