Name: Nutty Cheese Spread
Ingredients: 1 ts Salt; 4 tb Sugar; 4 tb Vinegar; 4 tb Butter; 4 tb Milk; 4 Eggs, beaten; 3 pk (8 oz) Philadelphia Cream cheese; 3 Jars of red pimento; 2 c Nuts

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CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Dairy, Eggs, Grains	Philadelphia	Appetizers	3	Servings

INGREDIENTS

1	ts	Salt
4	tb	Sugar
4	tb	Vinegar
4	tb	Butter
4	tb	Milk
4		Eggs, beaten
3	pk	(8 oz) Philadelphia Cream cheese
3		Jars of red pimento
2	c	Nuts

INSTRUCTIONS

Cook first 6 ingredients until thickened. Add the 3 8 oz. packages of cream
cheese to hot mixture. Add 3 jars of red pimento (drained). Add the 2 cups
of nuts. Randy Rigg Submitted By RANDY RIGG On 08-21-94 (2005)
Posted to MC-Recipe Digest V1 #622 by Nancy Berry <nlberry@prodigy.net> on
May 29, 1997

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