Quaker’s Not-so-sinful Brownies

How can you provoke your child into anger (Eph. 6:24)?... Here are some easy steps: 1. Spoil him. 2. Give him everything he wants, even more than you can afford. Just charge it so you can get him off your back. 3. When he does wrong, nag him a little but don’t spank him. 4. Foster his dependence on you. Don’t teach him to be independently responsible. Maintain his dependence on you so later drugs and alcohol can replace you when he’s older. 5. Protect him from all those mean teachers who want to discipline him from time to time. And threaten to sue them if they don’t let him alone. 6. Make all of his decisions for him because he might make mistakes and learn from them if you don’t. 7. Criticize his father to him, or his mother, so your son or daughter will lose respect for his parents. 8. Whenever he gets into trouble, bail him out. Besides if he faces any real consequence, it might hurt your reputation. 9. Never let him suffer the consequences of his behavior. Always step in and solve his problems for him so he will depend on you and run to you when the going gets tough and never learn how to solve his problems. 10. If you want to turn your child into a delinquent, let him express himself anyway he feels like it. 11. Don't run his life, let him run yours. 12. Don't bother him with chores. Do everything for him then he can be irresponsible all his life and blame others when things don’t get done right. 13. Be sure to give in when he throws a temper tantrum. 14. Believe his lies because it’s too much hassle to try to sort through to get the truth. 15. Criticize others openly; criticize others routinely so that he will continue to realize that he is better than everybody else. 16. Give him a big allowance and don’t make him do anything for it. 17. Praise him for his good looks, never for character.

John MacArthur

CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Vegetables, Eggs		Choco4	1	Servings

INGREDIENTS

1/4	c	Vegetable oil
3		Squares unsweet chocolate
1 1/4	c	Granulated sugar
1/2	c	Applesauce
4		Egg whites or 2 eggs
		slightly beaten
1	t	Vanilla
1	c	QUAKER Oats uncooked, quick
		or old
		fashion
1	c	All-purpose flour
1	t	Baking powder
1/4	t	Salt, optl
1	T	Powdered sugar

INSTRUCTIONS

Heat oven to 250 F. Lightly spray bottom only of 13 x 9-inch baking
pan with no-stick cooking spray. In large saucepan, melt oil and
chocolate over low heat, stirring frequently. Remove from heat. Stir
in granulated sugar and applesauce until sugar is dissolved. Stir in
egg whites and vanilla until completely blended. Add combined oats,
flour, baking powder and salt; mix well. Spread evenly into prepared
pan. Bake 22 to 2s minutes or until edges pull away from sides of  pan.
Cool completely. Sprinkle with powdered sugar just before  serving.
Nutrition Information: 1 brownie Calories 120, Calories From Fat 36,
Total Fat 4g, Saturated Fat 1g, Cholesterol 0mg, Sodium 30mg, Total
Carbohydrates 20g, Dietary Fiber 1g, Protein 2g ~---  Recipe by: Paul
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Nutrition (calculated from recipe ingredients) ---------------------------------------------- Calories: 2379 Calories From Fat: 749 Total Fat: 86.4g Cholesterol: 0mg Sodium: 731.2mg Potassium: 935.6mg Carbohydrates: 391.8g Fiber: 14.4g Sugar: 275.9g Protein: 35.2g