| CATEGORY | CUISINE | TAG | YIELD | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grains | 1 | Servings | ||
INGREDIENTS
| 12 | To 16 raisins | |
| 2 | sl | Bread |
| Butter or margarine | ||
| Seedless berry jam | ||
| Toaster | ||
| Plate | ||
| Butter knife |
INSTRUCTIONS
TOOLS Tear raisins into variously sized scab like pieces and set aside. Toast bread until golden brown. Carefully place hot toast on a plate. Spread each slice of toast first with butter and then with jam. Artfully arrange scabs on jam and eat. Serves 1 wounded worshiper. Sicko serving suggestion: Surreptitously place a raisin scab on the gauze part of a sterile, non-medicated, bandage and apply it to the clean, dry appendage of your choice. Then tell your intended victim that you're so hungry you could eat a scab. Whip off your bandage and chow do From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN 0-679-86693-0 Shared by Carolyn Shaw 10-95 Posted to EAT-L Digest 04 Sep 96 Date: Wed, 4 Sep 1996 21:24:08 -0500 From: LD Goss <ldgoss@METRONET.COM>
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