Name: Spicy Rice Balls
Ingredients: 3/4 c Extra Long Grain Rice; 1/2 ts Salt; 1 lb Ground Beef or Bulk Sausage*; 1/2 ts Pepper; 1 sm Onion; chopped; 1/2 ts Garlic Powder; 1/4 c Chopped Green Pepper; 1/4 c Prepared Horse Radish; 1/4 c Chopped Celery; 1 tb Worcestershire Sauce; 1/4 c Chopped Green Onions; 1 cn Tomato Soup; Egg; 1 cn Water; 1 ts Dry Mustard; 1 ts Hot Sauce **

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CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Grains, Meats, Eggs		Appetizers, Rice	6	Servings

INGREDIENTS

3/4	c	Extra Long Grain Rice
1/2	ts	Salt
1	lb	Ground Beef or Bulk Sausage*
1/2	ts	Pepper
1	sm	Onion; chopped
1/2	ts	Garlic Powder
1/4	c	Chopped Green Pepper
1/4	c	Prepared Horse Radish
1/4	c	Chopped Celery
1	tb	Worcestershire Sauce
1/4	c	Chopped Green Onions
1	cn	Tomato Soup
		Egg
1	cn	Water
1	ts	Dry Mustard
1	ts	Hot Sauce **

INSTRUCTIONS

Servings:  6
* Raw ** More or less to taste Combine all ingredients except tomato soup,
water and hot sauce. Mix together well. Make balls about 1 inch in
diameter. Place in baking dish. Combine tomato soup, water and hot sauce
and pour over meatballs. Bake, covered, in 350 * oven for 1 hour. Makes
30-36 small meatballs. Serve with toothpicks as hor d'oeuvres.
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