Tomato Soup A La Tony Hammerquist (from Bob Strom!)

INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

"This is an interesting mix that may prove valuable in the event that
you or a loved one comes across a black creature with a white stripe
up it's back!  In a LARGE pot, fill three quarters full with tomato
juice.  Insert 1 dog, being certain that the pot is big enough... but
not TOO  big!  Add one quarter of lemon juice, six ounces of Tabasco
sauce, four  tablespoons of Worchestershire sauce, and salt and pepper
to taste.  Simmer on no heat until the smell is gone. HINT: It's done
when the  dog's tongue turns SMOKEY!  Flush the juice down the drain,
because the City Sewage Treatment  plant needs the nutrients to work
properly. Wash off the dog with a  mixture of soap, warm water and
Pinesol, and you're done! All that is  left is to clean up the dishes..
the real fun part!"  Source: Bob Strom, resident jokster of Cyberealm
BBS Typed for you in  MM format by Linda Fields, Cyberealm BBS
Watertown NY 315-786-1120  File
ftp://ftp.idiscover.co.uk/pub/food/mealmaster/recipes/mmcyber4.zip

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