Name: Turkey Stuffing
Ingredients: 4 Eggs; 4 c Bread crumbs; 1/2 Envelope Lipton onion soup; 1 c Uncooked popcorn

CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Eggs		Main dish	8	Servings

INGREDIENTS

4		Eggs
4	c	Bread crumbs
1/2		Envelope Lipton onion soup
1	c	Uncooked popcorn

INSTRUCTIONS

Beat eggs and other ingredients. Stuff turkey and bake at 375 degrees for 3
hours. When 3 hours are up get the h___ out of the kitchen because that
stuffing is gonna blow that turkeys a__ right out of that oven.
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