Name: World's Hottest Wings
Ingredients: -Don't attempt to eat with an ulcer.

Here are some reasons it is okay to celebrate Christmas: 1. The day itself is not really the day Christ was born. Nobody actually has the exact day down, but most believe it was not during this time of year at all. Probably it took place in the spring, not on a “cold winter's night that was so deep.” 2. Diversity over the years has taken away much of the “Romish” flavor to the holiday. Our Catholic friends do as they wish on the night before and the day of Christmas, that is granted. But we do not have a state church. There are so many other ways Christmas is celebrated that no one really thinks about it the way the Puritans did so many years ago. The problem is not so acute because of so many years of varied expressions. At least this is true in our part of the world. 3. God can be honored in gift-giving and generosity as well as in singing carols and telling the story. They’re both important if done in the right spirit. We don't have to make something spiritual out of giving gifts. You may make a birthday cake to Jesus if you wish, but you don't have to. We do need to be Christian, however, about everything we do. Emphasizing the giving part of the day can heal lots of wounds, open calcified hearts, stir up gratefulness, and just be plain fun. God's not against fun is He? 4. There may be better things to be different about. In other words, we might show our radical difference better in the way we treat other shoppers, the kindness we show to retail clerks, the warmth of our hearts, the largeness of our generosity, the thankfulness we express and really feel. 5. There are admittedly some great opportunities to make Christ known during Christmas. With all that is bad about it, we can still make our point. And we will have some sympathy for our message. For years I've led Christmas Eve services, short ones of only 45 minutes, but packed with meaning. The building will be full and all kinds of our friends and family will hear the truth as clearly as we are willing to express it.

Jim Elliff

CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Meats		Poultry, Appetizers	1	Servings

INGREDIENTS

-Don't attempt to eat with an ulcer.

INSTRUCTIONS

2   Lbs          Chicken Wings cut up Buffalo style 6 whole sorano chili
peppers 6 whole red chili peppers 10 whole jalapeno peppers 2 cups white
wine 1 Bottle Tabasco Sauce 1/2 Bottle Worcestershire sauce 10 Tablespoons
Cayenne pepper 10 Tablespoons Durkee red-hot sauce 1 Tablespoon salt 3
Tablespoons  pepper 1/2 Cup Vinegar 1 Fire Extinguisher (Optional....)
In a blender, carefully puree the peppers, wine, vinegar and all spices.
Caution, the fumes are deadly and wear rubber gloves or your fingers will
burn!  Put the puree into a bowl and marinate the wings in the bowl in the
fridge for 5 days.  After 5 days, carefully remove the wings and broil them
until cooked. Usually approx 15 mins (+/- 5 mins). Take the marinade, put
it on the stove, add 1/4 cup sugar and heat to a boil. reduce until thick.
Pour over wings and re-broil for about 5 more minutes, serve with soda
water for maximum heat effect but keep plenty of ice water handy.

A Message from our Provider:

“Death: the end of excuses, the beginning of eternity”

The ultimate cause of all spiritual depression is unbelief. For if it were not for unbelief even the devil could do nothing. It is because we listen to the devil instead of listening to God that we go down before him and fall before his attacks. That is why this psalmist keeps on saying to himself: “Hope thou in God for I shall yet praise Him…” He reminds himself of God. Why? Because he was depressed and had forgotten God, so that his faith and his unbelief in God and in God’s power, and in his relationship to God, were not what they ought to be. We can indeed sum it all up by saying that the final and ultimate cause is just sheer unbelief.

Martyn Lloyd-Jones