51 days!
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the
door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to
the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order
over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the
glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days,
51days, 51days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting
grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon
their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm.She walks
over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.
Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging
high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to
the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of
the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender
asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that
blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the
record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it
together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together
in 51 days!"