Quote from Forum Archives on March 11, 2007, 11:21 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Angels Explained by Children"

 

 

I only know the names of two angels.
Hark and Harold.    

Gregory, 5

 

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. 

I forget why, but scientists are working on it.
Olive, 9

 

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree

to wear those angel clothes.            

Matthew, 9

 

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.            

Mitchell, 7

 

My guardian angel helps  me with math, but he's not much good for science.              

Henry, 8

 

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!.       

Jack, 6

 

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject  is where you went wrong before you got dead.              

Daniel, 9

 

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten.  And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.             

Reagan, 10

 

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow.  Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.

Sara, 6

                                     

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter.              

Jared , 8

 

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.            

Antonio, 9

 

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.                     

Katelynn, 9

 

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets.  And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
Vicki, 8

 

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows  at them.            

Sarah, 7

 

 

"In The Class"

 

 

The teacher asked, "What is actually used as a conductor
of electricity? Little Johnny?"

 

Little Johnny stammered, "Why...ER?"

 

The teacher smiled and said, "Wire is right. Very good
Little Johnny.

 

Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?"

 

Little Johnny asked, "The what?"

 

His teacher was very pleased, saying, "That's absolutely
correct-- the watt. Now, class, you should all take the
time to study as diligently as Little Johnny does."

 

 

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

 

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
 
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
Kristen, age 10
 
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AG E TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
 
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
 
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have someth ing to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
 
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
 
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, a ge 9
 
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
 
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
 Curt, age 7
 
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with t hem. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
 
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
 
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
 
And the #1 favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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