Quote from Forum Archives on April 30, 2007, 8:40 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Back Seat Driver"

 

 

My wife cannot ride in a car without telling whoever is driving what
to do, when to do it, etc. She is, bar none, the worst back seat
driver in the world. I have long thought this, though she would deny
it.

 

She claimed she seldom, if ever made comments about my driving.

 

I, of course, claimed the opposite. Now I have proof.

 

The other day we were headed for the mall and my daughter piped up,
"Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?"

 

 

"Little Johnny"

 

 

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The
teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.'

 

He stands up and says,  "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

 

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else
spell before?"

 

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."

 

Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher
asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"

 

Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."

 

"Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"

 

Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."

 

”Crib Emotions”

 

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.

 

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.

 

"A penny for your thoughts," she said.

 

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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