Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/10/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Navy
2. Listening Ears
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Navy
After being at sea in the Persian Gulf for 90 straight days, I went to
the squadron command master chief to complain. “Chief, I joined
the Navy to see the world,” I said, “but for the past three months
all I’ve seen is water.”
“Lieutenant,” he replied, “three-quarters of the earth is covered with
water, and the Navy has been showing you that. If you wanted to
see the other quarter, you should have joined the Army.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
- Alfred Adler
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Listening Ears
Leigh asked, "Olivia, did you wear your listening ears to school
today?”
Olivia replied, "I did, Miss Leigh. I like your nail polish.”
Leigh replied, "Thank you. Where are your ears, Olivia? You're
having a little trouble listening.”
Olivia pulled her hair back and pointed to her ears. "Right here,”
Olivia said.
Leigh continued, "Why aren't they working this morning?”
Olivia replied, "I turned the volume down!"
- From Kidwarmers
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