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             DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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I was a presenter at innovatorMD Annual Conference this 

past weekend sharing The Butterfly Method — Going from 

Distress to Hope in the time it takes to go to the restroom.

Doc

Today's Chuckles

1.  Navy  

2.  Listening Ears 

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Navy 

After being at sea in the Persian Gulf for 90 straight days, I went to 

the squadron command master chief to complain. “Chief, I joined 

the Navy to see the world,”  I said, “but for the past three months 

all I’ve seen is water.”

“Lieutenant,” he replied, “three-quarters of the earth is covered with 

water, and the Navy has been showing you that. If you wanted to 

see the other quarter, you should have joined the Army.” 

- From Da Mouse Tracks 

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The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. 

- Alfred Adler 

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Listening Ears 

Leigh asked, "Olivia, did you wear your listening ears to school

today?” 

Olivia replied, "I did, Miss Leigh. I like your nail polish.” 

Leigh replied, "Thank you. Where are your ears, Olivia? You're

having a little trouble listening.” 

Olivia pulled her hair back and pointed to her ears. "Right here,” 

Olivia said. 

 

Leigh continued, "Why aren't they working this morning?” 

Olivia replied, "I turned the volume down!" 

- From Kidwarmers

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