Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/13/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Tomorrow I have my appointment with my physician.
We’ll be reviewing my mammogram and annual lab.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Patient
2. Fiancee
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Patient
One day, we had a very confused, elderly patient sitting at
the nursing station. We kept her near the nursing station
so we could monitor her safety. The woman kept insisting
to all who could hear that she was pregnant and in labor.
Our medical director came walking down the hall just in
time to hear all the commotion. He began to assess her
and interview her regarding her "labor pains." He asked
the patient exactly how she could have become pregnant
at her age.
She gave him a very bewildered look and said matter-of-factly,
"Why, if you don't know by now, doctor, I don't feel like it’s
my place to tell you!”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Mind is a flexible mirror, adjust it, to see a better world.
- Amit Ray
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Fiancee
A young woman told her parents about the young man she is
meeting regularly in the youth group and would like to get
married. The parents suggested that she invite him to come
for dinner one day so they may evaluate him.
He came on the appointed evening and made an excuse for
being late - because of the heavy traffic. They ate. The mother
said to her husband to take him for a walk to find out more
about him and his plans for life.
Fr: What do you do for living?
Youth: I'm serving God Almighty.
Fr: Great. How much money you make a month?
Youth: I live by faith. God will provide all my needs.
Fr: Now you live with your parents. But after marriage, you have
to rent a living accommodation. How will you pay the rent?
Youth: I live by faith. God will provide all my needs.
Fr: You two will have to eat, buy gasoline, and pay for your needs.
What is your plan for that?
Youth: I live by faith. God will provide all my needs.
Fr: One day you will have a baby. How will you pay the hospital
bills and meet other expenses?
Youth: I live by faith. God will provide all my needs.
They came back and the young man went to his home. The mother
asked the husband, "what do you think about the young man?"
He replied, "he thinks I'm God. “
- From PG Vargis
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Please pray for: Shiri, Courtney, Pat, Lilly, Rachel-Ruth, Katherine .
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