Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/4/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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A deacon friend of mine passed due to glioblastoma on Christmas.
I got the message on Sunday.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Knock
2. Left Home
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Knock
I used to live on the main floor of an old Victorian farmhouse. Upstairs
there was another apartment, where my neighbor Ivan lived. As my
first winter in the farmhouse approached, I realized that the thermostat
to control the furnace was in my apartment. I told Ivan to just knock on
his floor if he was cold, and I'd be happy to turn up the heat.
One cold day, I heard knocking on my ceiling, so I turned up the thermostat.
Ten minutes later Ivan knocked again, so I turned it up some more. Another
five minutes later, I heard pounding. By that point I was roasting, so I threw
on my coat, went outside and knocked on Ivan's door.
"Yes Ivan answered.
"Is there a problem with the heat up here," I asked, "because you keep knocking.”
Looking at the mallet in his hand he replied, "I'm just tenderizing my meat.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett
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Left Home
After asking Zac several times to lie on his cot for nap time, Leigh
asked, "Zac, did you leave your listening ears at home today?”
He replied, "Yes, I did, Miss Leigh.”
So Leigh asked, "Do you remember where you put them?”
He replied, "They're in my toy box with my new blue recycle truck from Santa.”
- From Kidwarmers
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Please pray for: Gloria, Richard, Cameron, Heather, Dixie, Ralph, Kayden.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
A deacon friend of mine passed due to glioblastoma on Christmas.
I got the message on Sunday.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Knock
2. Left Home
———————————————
Knock
I used to live on the main floor of an old Victorian farmhouse. Upstairs
there was another apartment, where my neighbor Ivan lived. As my
first winter in the farmhouse approached, I realized that the thermostat
to control the furnace was in my apartment. I told Ivan to just knock on
his floor if he was cold, and I'd be happy to turn up the heat.
One cold day, I heard knocking on my ceiling, so I turned up the thermostat.
Ten minutes later Ivan knocked again, so I turned it up some more. Another
five minutes later, I heard pounding. By that point I was roasting, so I threw
on my coat, went outside and knocked on Ivan's door.
"Yes Ivan answered.
"Is there a problem with the heat up here," I asked, "because you keep knocking.”
Looking at the mallet in his hand he replied, "I'm just tenderizing my meat.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
———————————————
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett
———————————————
Left Home
After asking Zac several times to lie on his cot for nap time, Leigh
asked, "Zac, did you leave your listening ears at home today?”
He replied, "Yes, I did, Miss Leigh.”
So Leigh asked, "Do you remember where you put them?”
He replied, "They're in my toy box with my new blue recycle truck from Santa.”
- From Kidwarmers
————
Please pray for: Gloria, Richard, Cameron, Heather, Dixie, Ralph, Kayden.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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