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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>

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A deacon friend of mine passed due to glioblastoma on Christmas. 

I got the message on Sunday. 

Doc

Today's Chuckles

1.  Knock 

2.  Left Home  

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Knock 

I used to live on the main floor of an old Victorian farmhouse. Upstairs 

there was another apartment, where my neighbor Ivan lived.  As my 

first winter in the farmhouse approached, I realized that the thermostat 

to control the furnace was in my apartment. I told Ivan to just knock on 

his floor if he was cold, and I'd be happy to turn up the heat. 

 

One cold day, I heard knocking on my ceiling, so I turned up the thermostat. 

Ten minutes later Ivan knocked again, so I turned it up some more. Another 

five minutes later, I heard pounding. By that point I was roasting, so I threw 

on my coat, went outside and knocked on Ivan's door. 

 

"Yes Ivan answered. 

 

"Is there a problem with the heat up here," I asked, "because you keep knocking.” 

 

Looking at the mallet in his hand he replied, "I'm just tenderizing my meat.”

- From Da Mouse Tracks 

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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

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Left Home 

After asking Zac several times to lie on his cot for nap time, Leigh

asked, "Zac, did you leave your listening ears at home today?” 

He replied, "Yes, I did, Miss Leigh.” 

So Leigh asked, "Do you remember where you put them?” 

He replied, "They're in my toy box with my new blue recycle truck from Santa.”

- From Kidwarmers

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Please pray for:  Gloria, Richard, Cameron, Heather, Dixie, Ralph, Kayden.

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