Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/22/21
Quote from Forum Archives on November 22, 2021, 6:28 pmPosted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Thanksgiving Prayer
2. Vegetarian
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Thanksgiving Prayer
A 4-year-old boy was asked to pray before Thanksgiving dinner.
The family members bowed their heads in expectation.
He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming
them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy,
brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.
Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for
the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the
pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.
Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and
asked, "If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
• From Laugh & Lift
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There is a wonderful, almost mystical, law of nature that says
three of the things we want most — happiness, freedom, and
peace of mind—are always attained when we give them to
others. Give it away to get it back. — John Wooden
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Vegetarian
As the only vegetarian in my family, I often get tired of defending my
food choices to other family members. I didn't realize how often the
subject is actually discussed until one day around, when I picked up
my six-year-old, Jordan, from school.
His class had made turkeys using potatoes and paper feathers.
Jordan proudly presented his to me, announcing excitedly, "Mom,
we finally have the kind of meat even you can eat!"
- From Da Mouse Tracks (slightly altered)
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Please pray for: Judith, Skip, April, Lillian, Joe, Anthony, Mary.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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Thanksgiving is later this week in the USA. I’m grateful
for the DDC family as well as so many other gifts from
our loving God.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Thanksgiving Prayer
2. Vegetarian
———————————————
Thanksgiving Prayer
A 4-year-old boy was asked to pray before Thanksgiving dinner.
The family members bowed their heads in expectation.
He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming
them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy,
brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.
Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for
the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the
pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.
Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and
asked, "If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
• From Laugh & Lift
———————————————
There is a wonderful, almost mystical, law of nature that says
three of the things we want most — happiness, freedom, and
peace of mind—are always attained when we give them to
others. Give it away to get it back. — John Wooden
———————————————
Vegetarian
As the only vegetarian in my family, I often get tired of defending my
food choices to other family members. I didn't realize how often the
subject is actually discussed until one day around, when I picked up
my six-year-old, Jordan, from school.
His class had made turkeys using potatoes and paper feathers.
Jordan proudly presented his to me, announcing excitedly, "Mom,
we finally have the kind of meat even you can eat!"
- From Da Mouse Tracks (slightly altered)
————
Please pray for: Judith, Skip, April, Lillian, Joe, Anthony, Mary.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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