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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>

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Thanksgiving is later this week in the USA. I’m grateful 

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Today's Chuckles

1. Thanksgiving Prayer   

2. Vegetarian    

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Thanksgiving Prayer 

A 4-year-old boy was asked to pray before Thanksgiving dinner. 

The family members bowed their heads in expectation. 

 

He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming 

them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy, 

brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. 

Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for 

the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the 

pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. 

 

Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited. 

 

After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and 

asked, "If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?" 

 

• From Laugh & Lift

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There is a wonderful, almost mystical, law of nature that says 

three of the things we want most — happiness, freedom, and 

peace of mind—are always attained when we give them to 

others. Give it away to get it back. — John Wooden 

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Vegetarian 

As the only vegetarian in my family, I often get tired of defending my 

food choices to other family members. I didn't realize how often the 

subject is actually discussed until one day around, when I  picked up 

my six-year-old, Jordan, from school.   

 

His class had made turkeys using potatoes and paper feathers. 

 

Jordan proudly presented his to me, announcing excitedly, "Mom, 

we finally have the kind of meat even you can eat!"

- From Da Mouse Tracks (slightly altered)

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Please pray for: Judith, Skip, April, Lillian, Joe, Anthony, Mary.

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