Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/9/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We’ve been having beautiful, sunny weather for November
with temperatures in the 60’s.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Violin
2. Funerals
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Violin
When my daughter, Laura, was three, she wanted a violin for her upcoming
birthday more than anything in the world. We were successful in finding one
for her.
She unwrapped the instrument with great pleasure, then tucked it under her
tiny chin, serious and solemn. She slowly ran the bow across the strings, and
there was a squeal of discord. She looked up at us in surprise.
"Where's the music?" she asked.
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Enduring peace cannot be bought at the cost of other people's freedom.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Funerals
A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral.
"No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it up the following week." That
week came, and again he couldn't take the test due to another funeral.
"You'll have to take the test early next week," the professor insisted. "I can’t
keep postponing it."
"I'll take the test next week if no one dies," the undergrad replied.
By now I the instructor was suspicious. "How can you have so many people
you know pass away in three weeks?"
"I don't know any of these people," the student exclaimed. "But I'm the only
gravedigger in town."
- From Clean Laffs
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Please pray for: Beth, Shiri, Scotty, Pam, Patricia, Thomas, Aubrey, Emily.
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