Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/10/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Prayer for the Times
2. Gift Exchange
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Prayer for the Times
One Sunday morning at a small southern church the new pastor
called on one of the older deacons to lead in the opening prayer.
The deacon stood up, bowed his head and said, "Lord, I hate buttermilk."
The pastor opened one eye and wondered where this was going.
The deacon continued, "Lord, I hate lard.”
Now the pastor was totally perplexed.
The deacon continued, "Lord, I ain't too crazy about plain flour either.
But after you mix 'em all together and bake 'em in a hot oven.... I just
love biscuits!
The deacon didn't stop there. "Lord," he said, help us realize when
things come up that we don't like, whenever we don't understand what
You are doing, that we need to wait and see what You are making. After
you get through mixing and baking, it'll probably be something even
better than biscuits. Amen."
- From GCFL
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No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of
another. - Charles Dickens
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Gift Exchange
At day care, my grandson Mitchell and the other children
drew names for a gift exchange. When he got home he asked
his mother to read him the piece of paper.
"It says that you got Christophers's name for Chirstmas,”
she said.
Mitchel looked uneasy. "Will everyone call me Christopher from
now one?”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Bob, Debbie, Shelia, Joey, Shawna, David.
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