Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/21/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is the solstice. The amount of light will be getting
longer for the next several months in the northern regions.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Christmas Play
2. Something For Mom
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Christmas Play
My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the
Christmas pageant. All the third grader had to do was tell
Joseph, "There is no room at the inn.”
But during the performance, after Joseph begged for a room
for his pregnant wife, the boy didn't have the heart to turn
him down.
"Well" he said, "if it's so urgent, come on in.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle
spirit. - Anne Frank
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Something For Mom
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady
about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.
Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very
nicely at him, so he said, "OK, you can ask for something but it has to
be for someone other than yourself. What do you want for Christmas?"
"Something for my mother," said the young lady.
"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,”
smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "
Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"
- From Crosswalk
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Please pray for: Anne, Paul, Karen, Noah, Dolores, Sarah, Jeannette, Blake.
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