Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/23/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Wishing everyone a Blessed Christmas Weekend.
FOR unto us a child is born, unto us a Son is GIVEN.
Jesus came that we may be FORGIVEN!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Night Before Christmas
2. Nativity Painting
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Night Before Christmas
'T'was the night before Christmas
and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus
was anywhere to be found.
The people were all busy
with Christmas time chores
Like decorating, and baking,
and shopping in stores.
No one sang "Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed".
Instead, they sang of Santa
dressed-up in bright red.
Mama watched Martha Stewart,
Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour
the presents they'd wrap.
When what from the T.V.
did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad which told
of a big sale at Sears.
So away to the mall
they all flew like a flash...
Buying things on credit...
and others with cash!
And, as they made their way home
>From their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jesus?
Oh, no, not at all.
Their lives were so busy
with their Christmas time things
No time to remember
Christ Jesus, the King.
There were presents to wrap
and cookies to bake.
How could they stop and remember
who died for their sake?
To pray to the Savior...
they had no time to stop
Because they needed more time
to "Shop til they dropped!"
On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
On Target! On Penny's!
On Hallmark! On Zales!
A quick lunch at Denny's
>From the big stores downtown
to the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away,
and visit them all!
And up on the roof,
there arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights
up on his brand new step ladder.
He hung lights that would flash.
He hung lights that would twirl.
Yet, he never once prayed to Jesus...
Light of the World.
Christ's eyes... how they twinkle!
Christ's Spirit... how merry!
Christ's love... how enormous!
All our burdens... He'll carry!
So instead of being busy,
overworked, and uptight
Let's keep Christ in our Christmas
and enjoy some good nights!
- From Cyber Digest
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Whoever is happy will make others happy.- Anne Frank
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Nativity Painting
A father and his son were looking at a nativity scene in a London
gallery. It was Titian's world-famous painting of the scene at
Bethlehem. The boy said, "Dad, why is the baby lying in such a
crude cradle in a pile of straw?"
"Well, son," explained the father, "they were poor, and they couldn’t
afford anything better."
Said the boy, "Then how could they afford to have their picture painted
by such an expensive artist?"
- From Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Wade, Michelle, Joanie, Debra, Jonathan, Greg.
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