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                DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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The weather was beautiful for Mother's Day. I took a 

day trip after Church to visit a couple of my daughters 

and their families. I, also, went to see a play that 

my oldest granddaughter was in. Gerard, my new grandson 

is growing.

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Golf Shot

2. Home

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Golf Shot

Professional golfer Tommy Bolt was playing in Los Angeles 

and had a caddy with a reputation of constant chatter. 

Before they teed off, Bolt told him, “Don’t say a word to 

me. And if I ask you something, just answer yes or no.”

During the round, Bolt found the ball next to a tree, where 

he had to hit under a branch, over a lake and onto the green. 

He got down on his knees and looked through the trees and 

sized up the shot. 

“What do you think?” he asked the caddy. “Five iron?” 

“No,” the caddy said.

“What do you mean, not a five iron?” Bolt snorted. “Watch 

this shot.”

The caddy rolled his eyes. “Nooo, Mr. Bolt.”

But Bolt hit it and the ball stopped about two feet from 

the hole. He turned to his caddy, handed him the five-iron 

and said, “Now what do you think about that? You can talk 

now.”

“Mr. Bolt,” the caddy said, “that wasn’t your ball.”

- from Cup O'Cheer

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows 

that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no 

matter how painful your situation might be, you can 

survive it. - Bill Cosby 

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Home

Divorced and having lost her house, Karen managed to rent 

a cramped camper at the local RV park for herself and 

five-year-old Joshua. It was only a little better than 

living out of their car, and she wished with all her 

heart that she could provide more for her child. 

One evening, after their ritual of giggling over a table 

game and reading stories, Karen sent her son outside to 

play until bedtime. She glanced out the window when she 

heard voices. 

"Say, Josh, don't you wish you had a real home?" asked 

the campground manager.

Karen tensed and held her breath as she leaned nearer the 

open window. A smile slowly spread across her face when 

she heard Joshua's response.

"We already have a real home," he said. "It's just that 

we don't have a house to put it in."

- from Da Mouse Tracks

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