DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/15/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Court Case
2. Wedding Dress
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Court Case
During a case in municipal court in Middletown,
Ohio, a lawyer asked the judge to be excused from
representing his client.
The judge scanned the courtroom, looking for a
suitable replacement. But before he could find
one, the defendant stood up and said, "That's
all right, Judge. I won't be needing another
lawyer. I've decided to tell the truth."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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People will forget what you said, people will forget
what you did, but people will never forget how you
made them feel. - Maya Angelou
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Wedding Dress
Betty was soon to be married.
More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding
dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was
beaming with pride as she gave her consent.
Later in the evening, the family gathered in the
living room to wait while Betty tried on the dress.
When Betty entered the room, there was a chorus
of approval. The dress fit perfectly and looked
wonderful on her.
Tears ran down the face of Betty's mother.
Seeing this, Betty said, "Don't worry Mom, you're
not losing a daughter, your gaining a son."
"Forget about that!" she said with a sob.
"I used to fit into that dress!"
- from Pastor Tim
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Please pray for: Kathy, Bryleigh, Judy, Summer, Grace, Thomas, Melissa.
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