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    DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/15/14

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    #1 · May 15, 2014, 10:55 am

    Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>

                    DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

                       Always  Clean  Chuckles

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    Today's Chuckles

    1. Court Case

    2. Wedding Dress

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    Court Case 

    During a case in municipal court in Middletown, 

    Ohio, a lawyer asked the judge to be excused from 

    representing his client. 

    The judge scanned the courtroom, looking for a 

    suitable replacement. But before he could find 

    one, the defendant stood up and said, "That's 

    all right, Judge. I won't be needing another 

    lawyer. I've decided to tell the truth." 

    - from Da Mouse Tracks

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    People will forget what you said, people will forget 

    what you did, but people will never forget how you 

    made them feel. - Maya Angelou 

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    Wedding Dress

    Betty was soon to be married.

    More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding 

    dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was 

    beaming with pride as she gave her consent.

    Later in the evening, the family gathered in the 

    living room to wait while Betty tried on the dress.

    When Betty entered the room, there was a chorus 

    of approval. The dress fit perfectly and looked 

    wonderful on her.

    Tears ran down the face of Betty's mother.

    Seeing this, Betty said, "Don't worry Mom, you're 

    not losing a daughter, your gaining a son."

    "Forget about that!" she said with a sob. 

    "I used to fit into that dress!"

    - from Pastor Tim 

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