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    DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/22/14

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    #1 · May 22, 2014, 10:55 am

    Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>

                    DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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    Today's Chuckles

    1. Forgiven

    2. What's Your Job?

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    Forgiven

    The old lady who was always a regular church member had

    finally talked her cousin, a very free spirit, into

    joining the Church.

    "Tell me, Reverend," the old lady asked, "Do you feel that

    my cousin will have her sins forgiven after all those

    years?"

    "Yes I do. I'm positive of it. You must remember that the

    greater the number of sins, the greater the glory."

    "Really, Reverend? Golly, I sure do wish I'd known that

    fifty years ago."

    - from Da Mouse Tracks

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    Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive 

    push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do 

    it' when things are tough. - Richard M. DeVos

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    What's Your Job?

    Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one 

    morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for 

    field engineering, I explained that it was before normal 

    business hours, but that I would help if I could. 

    "What's your job there?" the caller asked me.

    "I'm the president," I replied.

    There was a pause. Then he said, "I'll call back later. I need 

    to talk to someone who knows something."

    - from Thomas E.

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