Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/8/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Lemonade
2. Steak
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Lemonade
One afternoon I pulled into my driveway and saw a
sign in my yard: "Lemonade 25 cents." My little
entrepreneurs, Meredith and Andrew, took a short
break to give me a hug. Then it was right back to
their customers.
"What will you kids buy with all your earnings?" I
asked "How about we go out tonight for ice cream?"
Before they could answer, some potential customers
came up the street.
"Get your lemonade here," Meredith five, called to
them. "We're raising money for the poor"
I was more than a little taken aback. "The poor?"
I asked.
My son explained that the contribution for the poor
had been stolen from church. "We can get ice cream
another time," he said. "This money is for people
who really need it."
I was never so proud. The stolen money was certainly
a case of sour lemons. My kids took those lemons,
added a heaping spoonful of kindness, and came up
with the sweetest lemonade.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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If we did all the things we are capable of, we would
literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison
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Steak
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented,
"When we were first married, you took the small
piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take
the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't
love me anymore."
"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just
cook better now."
- from Monday Fodder
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