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                DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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Today's Chuckles

1. Lemonade

2. Steak

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Lemonade

One afternoon I pulled into my driveway and saw a 

sign in my yard: "Lemonade 25 cents." My little 

entrepreneurs, Meredith and Andrew, took a short 

break to give me a hug. Then it was right back to 

their customers.

"What will you kids buy with all your earnings?" I 

asked "How about we go out tonight for ice cream?" 

Before they could answer, some potential customers 

came up the street.

"Get your lemonade here," Meredith five, called to 

them. "We're raising money for the poor"

I was more than a little taken aback. "The poor?" 

I asked. 

My son explained that the contribution for the poor 

had been stolen from church. "We can get ice cream 

another time," he said. "This money is for people 

who really need it."

I was never so proud. The stolen money was certainly 

a case of sour lemons. My kids took those lemons, 

added a heaping spoonful of kindness, and came up 

with the sweetest lemonade.

- from Da Mouse Tracks

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If we did all the things we are capable of, we would 

literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison

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Steak

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, 

"When we were first married, you took the small 

piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take 

the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't 

love me anymore."

"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just 

cook better now."

- from Monday Fodder

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