Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/9/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating on Sunday.
My daughter had her son at the beginning of April.
He was born at 38 wk and was 7# 4 oz. Both are doing
fantastic.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sermon
2. Wisdom Comes With The Years...
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Sermon
Giving a sermon one Sunday, I heard two teenage girls
in the back giggling and disturbing people. I interrupted
my sermon and announced sternly, "There are two of you
here who have not heard a word I've said." That quieted
them down.
When the service was over, I went to greet people at the
front door. Three adults apologized for going to sleep
in church, promising it would never happen again.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Success consists of a series of little daily victories.
- Laddie F. Hutar
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Wisdom Comes With The Years...
A 72 year old man had one hobby - he loved to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard
a voice say, 'Pick me up.' he looked around and couldn't
see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
Again, ''Pick me up. '
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up,
then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all
your friends are envious and jealous, because I will
be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his
shirt pocket.
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear
what I said?' I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your
beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age - comes wisdom.
- from Darrell F.
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