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Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating on Sunday.

My daughter had her son at the beginning of April. 

He was born at 38 wk and was 7# 4 oz. Both are doing 

fantastic. 

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Sermon

2. Wisdom Comes With The Years...

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Sermon 

Giving a sermon one Sunday, I heard two teenage girls 

in the back giggling and disturbing people. I interrupted 

my sermon and announced sternly, "There are two of you 

here who have not heard a word I've said." That quieted 

them down. 

When the service was over, I went to greet people at the 

front door. Three adults apologized for going to sleep 

in church, promising it would never happen again. 

- from Da Mouse Tracks

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Success consists of a series of little daily victories. 

- Laddie F. Hutar 

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Wisdom Comes With The Years...

A 72 year  old man had one hobby - he loved to fish. 

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard 

a voice say, 'Pick me up.' he looked around and couldn't 

see anyone. 

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say 

Again, ''Pick me up. ' 

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, 

was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, 

then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful 

woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all 

your friends are envious and jealous, because I will 

be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached 

over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his 

shirt pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear 

what I said?' I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your 

beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 

'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.' 

With age - comes wisdom. 

- from Darrell F.

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