Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/2/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My niece's outdoor wedding was beautiful. The bride's
sister was her matron of honor. With her toast, she
presented the groom with a survival kit.
Six of my siblings were there as well as a multitude
of other relatives.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Smile For the DMV
2. Courteous Lady
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Smile For the DMV
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle
bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the
man ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was
standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this
picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the
man, "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."
- from Pastor Tim
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Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote
for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts
and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct
route to serenity and contentment. - Grenville Kleisser
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Courteous Lady
A little old lady owned a home beside the fifth fairway, and
stray golf balls were always landing in her back yard.
Instead of getting angry, she removed the fence along the boundary,
invited the golfers onto her property, showed them where their
ball was located, and encouraged them to take their next shot from
that spot.
Even when they missed and dug deep divots in her lawn, she
would tell them to go ahead and take another swing.
A visitor, after witnessing her overly courteous behavior, couldn't
help but comment. "How come you let them tear up your yard like that?"
the visitor asked, "and not only that, you encourage them."
"I'm not as courteous as you think," the old lady replied. "I'm
planning on turning my yard into a garden, and I figure within
another month they'll have it plowed for me."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Ken, Brenda, Karen, Becky, Douglas, Denver, Oyin, Mike, Kristi.
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