DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 6/25/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The 'rainy season' seems to have descended in Ohio.
I tell people 'you'll like Ohio weather. If you don't,
wait 10 minutes, it'll change'.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Free Will
2. Driver
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Free Will
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a
pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had
never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and
the pastor tried to put him at ease.
When they came to the question, "Are you entering this
marriage of your own free will?" there was a long pause.
Finally, the girl looked over at the apprehensive young
man and said, "Put down yes!"
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows
nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement -- and
we will make the goal. - Robert Collier
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Driver
My son Ward owns a shiny green four-wheel-drive truck. He
also owns a 110-pound black labrador named Tony.
On trips, the dog generally sits on a platform behind the
driver's seat, resting his huge head on Ward's shoulder as
they travel cheek-to-cheek. Ward did not give this cozy
arrangement a second thought until the day he took Tony with
him on a trip to Montana.
While listening to his CB radio, Ward overheard one trucker
remark to another, "See the little green four-wheeler you're
about to pass? When you go by him, take a good look -- see
if that's really a dog driving."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Anna Ruth, Ann, Linda, Isaam, Kathy, Nancy, Wanda, Jenny.
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