DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 6/9/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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After Church, I spent the day yesterday at a healing service
with Dr. Nemeh. I was on the Dr. Oz show with him in 2011.
http://www.doctoroz.com/videos/man-faith-healer-pt-3
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Court Case
2. Help Wanted Ad
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Court Case
During a case in municipal court in Middletown, Ohio, a
lawyer asked the judge to be excused from representing
his client.
The judge scanned the courtroom, looking for a suitable
replacement.
But before he could find one, the defendant stood up
and said, "That'sall right, Judge. I won't be needing
another lawyer. I've decided to tell the truth."
- from PG Vargis
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Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote
for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts
and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct
route to serenity and contentment. - Grenville Kleisser
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Help Wanted Ad
Found in an actual church bulletin
Positions open in soprano, alto, tenor and bass.
No others need apply.
PHYSICAL QUALIFICATIONS: Must be able to carry
light musical notes part way across the sanctuary.
Must have sufficient vision to see the director.
EXPERIENCE: No applications will be accepted from
persons who have not sung, hummed, or whistled in
the bathtub or shower at some time.
BEGINNING WAGE: Increased satisfaction and joy in
the service of God.
FRINGE BENEFITS: Social Security. We promise you
the security of social fellowship with other choir
members.
HOURS: Thursday evenings from 7 to 8 PM & Sunday
mornings. There is occasional opportunity for
overtime.
RETIREMENT: Generally determined by the printed
notes getting too small, the hymnal too heavy,
notes too high, the sanctuary too hot or too cold,
or the organist unable to play the notes you sing.
We are an equal opportunity employer!
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Alfreda, Gwendolyn, Michael, Terri, Amanda, Justin, Brenda.
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