Little Georgie
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
"No, Father."
"I think you are lying!"
"No, no, no! I swear I did NOT chop down the cherry tree."
"Son, I saw you out here with your axe. Your punishment will be much
worse for you if you lie. Now, tell me the truth!"
"Dad, I answered your question truthfully. Still, I must take complete
responsibility for all my actions. While my answer was legally accurate,
I did not volunteer information.
"Indeed, Father, I did cause the cherry tree to be lying on the ground. To
do this was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgement and a
personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely
responsible.
"I know my answer to you gave a false impression. I misled you, my own
father. I deeply regret that.
"I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors. First, by a desire
to protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct.
"I was also very concerned about protecting Mom from this shock. "What I
did, Dad, was use a saw to cause the cherry tree to fall. Only after the tree
was already down did I go get my axe to chop off individual branches. So, I
chopped off branches, but sawed down the tree. Look at the saw cut on the
stump and the axe cuts on the branches. Therefore, legally, I told the truth.
I ask you to turn away from the spectacle of this fallen tree and to
return our attention to a solid family relationship."