Quote from Forum Archives on March 23, 2007, 9:19 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"New Chevrolet Avalanche"

 

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and
his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that
truck???!!!"

 

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

 

"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet
Avalanche costs."

 

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents
began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen
dollars?" they said.

 

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name-they
just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."

 

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser.
Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house
where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had
sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to
know why she did it.

 

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
I thought he was on a a coffee break, but learned from a friend he had ran
off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back.
He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet
Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."

 

"Interpreting Dreams"

 

 

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

 

"You'll know tonight." he said.

 

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

 

 

"Teacher's Gifts"

 

 

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

 

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

 

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

 

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher
lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a
drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

 

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

 

Is it wine?

 

Is it Scotch ?

 

"No," the boy replied.

 

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

 

"No," said the little boy.

 

"It's a puppy!"

 

 

Have a Blessed Weekend
Dave and Barbara

 

 

Necessary Legal Information

 

We do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from us it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than us, has forwarded it to you.

 

Normal Subscribe: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org
Normal Unsubscribe: clean-hewmor-unsubscribe@welovegod.org
       
Web Subscribe: clean-hewmor-allow-subscribe@welovegod.org
Web Unsubscribe: clean-hewmor-allow-unsubscribe@welovegod.org

 

 

 

Clean-Hewmor is only as good as the humor YOU contribute.  Please take a few moments to send something funny so we can all get a good laugh! -- To unsubscribe, send ANY message to: clean-hewmor-unsubscribe@welovegod.org To subscribe, send ANY message to: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org>