It’s clear that all the religious systems are different. Yet all the religious systems, except Christianity, are all ultimately the same. Every world religion teaches what man must do to earn his salvation. Only Christianity teaches that we cannot earn our salvation, but that God in Christ must accomplish it for us. Thus, in Christianity, as compared to all other religions, it is gift versus reward and grace versus works and faith versus effort and humility versus pride and Christ versus self.
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#1 · October 24, 1998, 8:37 am

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

Two Trojan football players were taking an important final exam. If they
failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play
in the Aloha Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed
to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor
wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's
the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't
noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone
knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the
blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered,
"Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

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