Quote from Forum Archives on March 9, 2007, 8:47 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"True Love"

 

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

 

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

 

"I think you're bad luck."

 

"Devotion"

 

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, waiting for you to come home," she said.

 

"What an example of devotion," Dave replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"

 

"Honey," she answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."

 

"Obituary"

 

 

Dave opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the
obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend,
Barry.

 

"Did you see the paper?" asked Dave. "They say I died!!"

 

"Yes, I saw it!" replied Barry. "Where are ye callin' from?"

 

 

Have a Blessed Weekend

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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